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Did you hear about the Drupal developer atheist? He didn't believe in COD. |
jhardy |
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Did you hear about the web developer who could not find the APIs? Turns out it was much ADO about nothing. |
jhardy |
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If Drupal had a dog, it would be either a spaniel or a retriever. |
jhardy |
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How does a Drupal developer change a lightbulb? He doesn't ... he just basks in the glow of his own monitor. |
jhardy |
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Joomla and Drupal meet at a bar. Joomla says, "Hey baby, want to see my open source?" Drupal replied, "No thanks, Wordpress tells me it's buggy." |
jhardy |
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I need a new suit so I can drush up for the big day. |
jrearick |
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What's a website's favorite Chinese meal?
Chicken Do Main. |
admin |
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What happened when Drupal met User 1?
It was love at first site. |
admin |
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What did the Drupal site say to its first love?
You're the only User 1 for me. |
admin |
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Why did the English teacher and Drupal developer get along?
Because they were pro-grammar. |
admin |
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Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays. |
admin |
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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, that's a hardware problem. |
admin |
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What's a browser's favorite TV show?
My Name is URL. |
admin |
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Why did the developer vacation on F5 Island?
Because it was so refreshing. |
admin |
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Why couldn't the user go to the admin party?
Because he didn't have permission. |
admin |
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What did the Drupal site say at dinner?
I'd like to see a menu. |
admin |
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Why didn't the basketball player pass the ball?
Because he was Drupal teamed. |
admin |
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What did the data say when it ran away from the web browser?
Cache me if you can! |
admin |
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Knock knock. Who's there?
Node. Node who?
Node who'd like to go to DrupalCorn with me? |
admin |
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Why did the developer cross the road?
To get to the other site. |
admin |
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Why couldn't the developer recognize the HTML Editor?
Because it was wearing a WYSIWYG |
admin |
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How do you make a website blush?
Say something nice about its back-end. |
admin |
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Why did the copy and image get married?
Because they were content. |
admin |
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What did the sidebar say to the content?
I've been around the block.
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admin |
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What do you call an 85-year-old back-end developer named Esther?
Programma |
admin |
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What do you call a CMS that's best in the class?
A star Drupal. |
admin |
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Who is a programmer's favorite rapper?
Drup Doggy Dogg |
admin |
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How much does a Drupal weigh?
A pro-gram. |
admin |
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Why did the Drupal site sell its data?
Because they needed the cache. |
admin |
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Why did the Drupal developer break up with his girlfriend?
Just wasn't his content type. |
admin |
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What do you call a request to download multiple modules from the command line, in a hurry? A Drush job. |
hoerschelman |
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Let's all go play cornhole! |
jrearick |
